"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."

Aubrey Plaza  (via missys-abode)


this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
"Most relationships fail because we spend too much time pointing out each other’s mistakes and don’t spend enough time enjoying each other’s company."

www.livelifehappy.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Or really I’m just a big bundle of mistakes

(via andinthatmonentwewereinfinite)


spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz


someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.-kat

Never assume anything.


Neck Breakers
"Adults follow paths. Children explore. Adults are content to walk the same way, hundreds of times, or thousands; perhaps it never occurs to adults to step off the paths, to creep beneath rhododendrons, to find the spaces between fences."

Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at The End of the Lane (via ashleyriordan)



black and white blog *trigger warning*